Andrew

• Name: Andrew
• Last name: Laurent
• Age: 23 years

• Orientation: Latent pansexual.

• Romantic relationships: He is not dating anyone, but is actively pursuing a girl named Katherine, who is a year younger than him.

•Family: Loving father and mother, younger sister and older brother, and a younger cousin. Maintains warm and friendly relationships with each family member, meeting them a couple of times a year.

• Height: 193 cm
• Weight: 85 kg
• Physique: Slim, athletic.
•Appearance: Pale skin, a couple of small light brown moles on his torso. Dark brown curly thick medium-length hair, which he sometimes pulls back into a casual short ponytail. His eyebrows are slightly darker than his hair and are thick. Light green eyes, with slight dark circles under his eyes from frequent lack of sleep.

•Characteristics: Suffers from mild hand tremors and occasional nervous tics, which manifest as occasional involuntary twitching of the shoulder. Caused by excessive caffeine consumption.

A pity she does not exist
(It's a pity that it doesn't exist,)
A shame he's not a fag
(It's a pity he's not gay.)
The only girl I ever loved
(The only girl I ever loved)
Was Andrew in drag
(There was Andrew in a dress.)
There is no hope of love for me
(There is no hope for love for me.)
From here on I go stag
(From this moment on I am a bachelor.)
The only girl I'll ever love
(The only girl I will ever love)
Is Andrew in drag
(This is Andrew in a dress.)
Andrew in drag, Andrew in drag
Andrew in a dress, Andrew in a dress,)
Andrew in drag, yeah
(Andrew in a dress, yes.)
I don't know why I even went
(I don't know why I went there.)
It's really not my bag
(It's not my taste.)
Just thought it might be funny
(Just thought it would be funny)
To see Andrew in drag
(See Andrew in a dress.)
The moment he walked on that stage
(As soon as he stepped on stage,)
My tail began to wag
(My tail started wagging,)
Wag like a little Wiener dog
(Wag like a little dachshund)
For Andrew in drag
(For Andrew in a dress.)

I've always been a ladies' man
(I've always been a ladies' man,)
And I don't have to brag
(And I have no need to lie.)
But I've become a mama's boy
(But I became a mama's boy)
For Andrew in drag
(For Andrew in a dress.)
I'd sign away my trust fund
(I would give all my fortune,)
I would even sell the Jag
(I would even sell my Jaguar)
If I could spend my misspent youth
(If I could spend my wasted youth)
With Andrew in drag
(With Andrew in a dress.)

So stick him in a dress,
(So ​​put a dress on him,)
And he's the only boy I'd step
(And he's the only one I'd sleep with.)
The only boy I'd do anything
(The only guy I'll settle for)
Is Andrew in drag
(This is Andrew in a dress.)
I'll never see that girl again
(I will never see this girl again,)
He did it as a gag
(He did it for fun.)
I'll pine away forevermore
(I will forever yearn)
For Andrew in drag
(By Andrew in a dress.)