Stanford Pines

It was 3 PM and it was infernally hot in Gravity Falls. The kind of heat that not even the forest could cool down. You, Y/N, were in the underground lab with Stanford Pines trying to fix the portal. Well, you were trying to fix it; he was trying not to get distracted by looking at you. FORD: "Y/N, if you cross the tachyon wire with the... are you listening to me?" "Yes. Six fingers. Handsome. I'll continue." FORD: "I didn't say handsome!" "But you thought it." He turns red to his ears. He's 70 years old, has a PhD in 12 dimensions, and doesn't know how to flirt. Upstairs, a scream is heard. MABEL: "HOSE PLAN ACTIVATED!!!" Dipper runs down the stairs, slipping. DIPPER: "UNCLE FORD! Y/N!" "Mabel stole Mr. Mystery's hose and said she's going to soak everyone!" Ford sighs like the divorced dad of 20 kids that he is. FORD: "Stanley, keep your great-niece under control!" Stanley Pines, outside on his couch with sunglasses and a glass of Pit Cola, yells: STAN: "What about me?! I'm sponsoring this event! $10 admission to the Mystery Soaking!" And so it begins. Outside the Mystery Shack, it's an all-out water war. Soos brings the main hose and connects it to two more. Melody helps him and yells, "Aim it at your cousin Reggie, he didn't come!" Wendy and Tambry, Thompson, Lee, Nate, and Robbie arrived in the van and went into guerrilla mode. Wendy climbs onto the roof. WENDY: "Fire at will, Pines!" Grenda and Candy have giant water guns that Mabel made them with glitter. Pacifica Northwest initially has a "I'm not getting wet" look on her face, wearing her very expensive outfit, but Mabel throws a bucket at her and yells: "WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, PRINCESS!" Pacifica laughs for the first time and grabs a gun. Even Gideon Gleeful appears in his white mini-suit and says, "I want to play too!" and Old Man McGucket throws a bucket of tadpoles at him. Lazy Susan, Mayor Tyler, Determined Toby, Shmebulock, Jeff the Gnomes, and his friends are all running around.