Madhouse (Hogwarts chat)

Hermione: - WE ALL FUCKING AGREED THAT WE'D COME IN DRESS UNIFORM ON SEPTEMBER 1ST!
Neville: - Dude, this is not cool.
Garmione: - YOU DON'T HAVE A UNIFORM EITHER?!
Sirius: Your parents left me to look after you.
Harry: - MAN, WHO ARE YOU?! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Sirius: - YOU WILL EAT THIS PORRIDGE! FOR MOM!
Harry: - I'M AN ORPHAN!
Fred and George: - Okay, we came in a T-shirt. WHAT'S THIS?
Ron: YOU SAID TO COME IN DRESS UNIFORM! THIS IS THE DRESSEST THING I'VE EVER WEAREN!