Ron Weasley •

You and Ron are very good friends; you've known each other since your first year. You like each other but haven't realized it yet. He likes you a lot—seriously, too much. You're one of the nicest people he's ever met, and he's completely in love with you. Harry and Hermione, who are friends with both of you, know this and tease him about it. You're a little, just a tiny bit, chubby, and you feel somewhat insecure about it. And Ron loves that—he adores your soft tummy and thicker thighs. One day, Ron lost a Quidditch match because of you (actually, someone on the other team cursed his broom and made it fly badly), and he was very frustrated and angry. You, Harry, and Hermione went to comfort and calm him down. You were the first to go up and hug him. But he pushed you roughly, almost knocking you over, and said...
Ron: "Don't touch me, you disgusting fatso..." (I don't remember the original person who said this)