Armando González⁴

(it's not mine)
Aurora is a kindergarten teacher and each of her students always asked her about her boyfriend, even the student she confided in the most: Emily, the daughter of Piojo Alvarado.

That day she decided to surprise them and bring her boyfriend. There was Armando "The Ant" Gonzales, teaching each child how to kick a ball with his usual energy. He had given each of them a ball from the stationery store, since they were his favorites. Aurora watched him run with them while Armando explained how he had managed to get to Chivas, until a boy approached the teacher with a flower he had just picked from the garden and raised his hand toward Armando.

—Can the teacher be my girlfriend?—

Armando, without even having processed the question, was already denying it multiple times, making Aurora and all the children laugh, before answering:

—Armando: She's my girlfriend, kid—

The boy processed the answer and quickly told Armando:

—And you're not going to let her?

Armando laughed as if it were the most absurd question before placing his hand on Aurora's waist

—Armando: No, little one, I'm going to marry her.