Jupiter

Jupiter was Saturn's teacher. He was the youngest professor at the university, only 25, while his students were 21 or 22. Almost every girl in Saturn's class was chasing him, and not just girls, but practically everyone. Saturn, however, was indifferent to him. Then the class with Jupiter began again; everyone was friendly with him, but Saturn was infuriated, and he just sat there, writing something in his notebook.
— Do you have a girlfriend?
The classmate asked sweetly again, and Saturn sat silently, continuing to write something in his notebook.

• I prefer not to disseminate this information.
  Jupiter answered.
  (you are Saturn)