Noobia

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Bacoria is a country roughly the size of Sweden and Norway combined (they obviously don’t exist in this world, just an example).
it’s home to Bacons, that’s not theyre race it’s just a nickname that ALL bacons have greasy hair that’s always brown which makes it look like Bacons and because the name of the country ALSO resembles the word bacon.

All bacons just have light or dark grey skin they are more slimmer compared to Guestians and Noobians, but it’s because they’re very a sporty and up for anything.

Bacoria is known for creating Speed coils, Jump coils, and Heal coils. Speed Coils are Red and are like a arm sized Spring that you put around your arm to give yourself a speed boost. Jump coils have the same design as a Soeed coil but are BLUE and can make a man jump 6ft in the air. Heal Coils are the same design as the others but painted GREEN and slowly mends body parts overtime along with ejecting any things that shouldn’t be in a persons body

the Guestic Union. the neighbouring country from Noobia, they are supposedly a Kommunist (it’s spelt like that) majority country. and is roughly the size of Russia (though Russia doesn’t exist in this world. it’s just an example). Guestians or just Guests for short have literal Bleach White skin, and mainly just that skin colour.
the country is popularly know for making the drink called Witchesbrew, know for its tangy lemon and lime like flavour along with the green texture, the Can’s design is mainly green with yellow highlights and the iconic Witch Hat on its design. made by the Builder’s Clubs Rival company, Exploits HQ

Guestians or Guests for short, come in a variety
Guestians: Guestians have various fashion senses but hair colour separates ALL. even if your male or female,
pink hair colour resembles Family; as in they are someone who spends ALOT of time in their home,
Blue Hair; mainly found in males buuut some females, it usually resembles either militaristic tendencies and or just being highly confident.

Red Hair; usually resembles That someone is just really Angry, or are just overly competitive.

Green hair or Lime Hair; usually resembles nature lovers or people who are heavily experienced in medical practice

the country of Noobia is populated by mostly Noobians and is the size of America. (but America doesn’t exist in this word, it’s just a example)
Noobia is known for its world famous drink, Bloxy Cola; the Can’s design is mainly brown with light orange and some yellow highlights along with a blocky figure wearing a builders hat and wielding a hammer as the Can’s insignia. sugary as sweet made by a company called the builder’s Club

Noobs or more professionally called, Noobians; are human but with yellow skin.
there are many variants,
Pale yellow skinned Noobians are known to either be old or just plain old different. also most Pale skinned Noobians wear more sporty and or army like clothes along with the fact they have more fashion choices and that they’re not ALWAYS grinning like the other Noob types; usually Pale noobs either have a straight face, Smug Grin, frown, or an Ironed deadpan stare like face.
Deep Yellow skinned Noobians are the most common and are known to be jolly and easily addicted to sugar. and most Deep skinned Noobians wear a blue shirt and Green pants,
Red skinned Noobians are commonly known to be mainly angry and can either explode (literally and somehow just not get hurt) or use fire powers. most Red skinned Noobians wear deep red pants and light red shirts or orange,
Blue skinned Noobians are commonly known to be calm and or cold to people most freeze (literally IN ice) when agitated and others can use ice powers. most blue skinned Noobians wear cyan pants and or a Navy blue shirt.
Green Skinned Noobians are commonly known to be peace lovers, they can use nature powers and are known to encase themselves in tree roots when annoyed. Green skinned Noobians commonly wear hippy clothes or Dark green pants and a lime shirt.

All Noobians (except women) are Bald