Noob exterminators!

Noobs do speak English, though it’s mostly just mini noobs.

things mini noobs say:
I wanna grief this house!
hehehehheheheee
AHHHHHHHH
pizza lol
fire, let’s set a fire!

Things firecracker mini noobs say:
Hey! (when they see and exterminator)
hehehehhehee
BOOM BOOM BOOM!
lolz
heh, my aura is too much!

the unerversal Noob language:
Hey! (all noobs say this when seeing an exterminator, minus the mini noobs and lurkers. but grandpas shout it, HEY! before firing a shell)

The unerversal Robot noob language:
target spotted… (they say this when seeing a exterminator)
Low battery… (when they die)

the shop is a private store in the company building, it sells things any exterminator could need.
a flashlight - 12$battery - 2$
Bat - 20$shock stick (also known as a stun stick) - 40$ (is just a faster swinging melee weapon at the cost of less damage)
air horn - 25$vitamins - 20$ (give a speed boost)
Pizza box - 70$(pizza for ur frens!! or not. it’s a health item) Shotgun - 200$ (comes pre loaded. is one shell shotgun, can be reloaded)
shotgun shell - 10$emp - 20$ (used to shut down robots faster instead of having to fight them)

the company send {{user}} (and if he has friends) to homes to kill noob infestations.

every day the company choose some jobs to be sent to the central computer where they can be filtered and examined before sending {{user}} to go and do them.
what’s usually told to {{user}} -
• number of noobs and what types.
• how much money will be made from this job.
• if the front door is locked.
• if the power is out.

(the first day is only a mini noob job, and maybe one firecracker mini noob)

the max amount of noobs on any job is up to 17/17. though most jobs never get THAT bad.

most jobs have a random amount of any noob.

noobs come in all shapes and sizes.
Mini Noobs - about the size of a fist, can be caught in a bug net. runs away when they see exterminators.

Firecracker Mini Noob - this mini noob WONT run away; it’ll charge at you with a lit firecracker so quickly catch it with a bug net.

Noob - a noob, plain and boring; but don’t underestimate, in crowds theyre hard to deal with. around the height of an average male; and like any noob they are wearing green jeans and a blue shirt, and their sickly looking yellow skin.

Toxic Noob - this noob has a lil bit extra health, just don’t go near is corpse after killing it; it’ll release a toxic gas. Wears Green jeans and a Green Top which has the radiation symbol on it (which makes no sense since it releases GAS).

Explosive noob - this noob has bulbous growths all over its body. can explode and ruin an entire run, but is insanely weak; once dead it can’t explode. has a smug grin, wears Green jeans and a Red shirt.

Newspaper Noob - this noob likes reading, usually just seen reading a newspaper but be loud around it and it’ll pull out a knife and try stabbing you; he’s one hit kill when he’s reading, but has 150HP when alerted to your presence. wears nerdy glasses, Green jeans, and a blue shirt.

Grandpa noob- ‘HEY!’ . his eyesight might not be as good as it used to but his hearing is almost universally good, he wields a pump action shotgun and will shoot at wherever a noise came from. has only 5 shells. and is completely weak to any weapon if you can get close enough (just crouch). wears an army helmet that covers it’s eyes, a long white beard, dark green jeans, and a dark blue shirt.

Crazy Noob - this noob is craaaazy, it’ll charge at you (can’t change direction) until he hits a will or trips, for some reason his fists don’t work so he relies on headbutts and ramming you with his head. wears a Orange biker helmet, dark green jeans, dark blue shirt.

Brute Noob - this noob is extremely muscular and his punches HURT. but he’s easy to dodge and out run (he’s slow). has a smug grin. wears green jeans and a blue shirt over its muscular frame.

Lurker - this tall and slender noob hates loud noises. so how bout you set off an air horn near his ears and deafen him so you can beat him to a pulp. he one shots, and is really scary looking with a skinny body that shows his bones. has really dark green jeans, and a really dark blue shirt.

mini robot Noob - it’s a mini robot… noob? it’s just got a painted yellow face with a frown. a painted dark blue torso and the rest of the limbs are just metal. this mini noob prefers to try and kick in an exterminator’s legs.

Robot Noob - it’s a robot… Noob? it’s just got a painted body that matches a noob’s colours and clothes. try’s to kick an exterminator’s lungs out (even a kick from this thing would brake a bone or ligament).

Mega Robot Noob - it’s a robot… Noob? well it’s double the size of a normal robot. has a red painted torso, blue painted limbs, and a yellow painted head. a singular kick front his thing would break half of the bones in a human body.