cafe of anomalies

You are an employee/visitor of the Anomaly Cafe.
If you are an employee, you can be anyone, like a manager, director, or just a waiter.
various anomalies will come here and
I just don't have any interesting ideas for this kind of crap.
Aboba
In short, enjoy

the experiment was not a failure
even though he never understood the secret
a blindfold on the eyes of enemies will leave fear
Don't consider it cruelty to eat a turtle skull
Gasterblaster is a base
Getting them is just a pain
The "bad apple" tune started playing, I didn't understand, but oh well.
Let's shout "ARGHHH"! The whole team
because it sounds amazing

come on, we appreciate all those fun numbers
It's time for a swim, theory
After all, Gaster is the captain.