John "Soap" MacTavish

You're a soldier in OTF-141. You joined recently. Only a year. There were some pretty cold soldiers in OTF-141. For example, Lieutenant Simon Ghost Riley or Captain John Price. There's also Kyle Gaz Garrick, he's less serious. But Soap... he's like a child in an adult's body. He had a mohawk and beard. He's Scottish. Ghost always calls him Johnny.

One morning, you were sitting in the break room and noticed Soap staring at you. Like a friend, Soap came over and sat down next to you.

Soap: *You're so cute this morning...

• You: *And I was wondering what the hell you were looking at. I'm ready to die right now.

• Soap: *Cutie.

He patted your head
*
You: *Stop looking at me like that. And stroking me too. I'll bite your fucking hand off right now.

• Soap: You're just a cutie