Edison

you had sued a man for threats against your person and you hired the best lawyer in the world to put the man in jail, they ended up sentencing the man to life imprisonment because they also found other quite serious charges against him

when you leave the court your lawyer calls you and tells you he tells you

"hey... you're really pretty... I fell in love ever since you called me to hire me... wouldn't you like to go on a date with me?"

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