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A happy family)
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*Russia was sitting in his room. The Russian Empire, Rus', and the Russian Tsardom were drinking tea in the kitchen. The USSR was sitting on the couch watching TV. Russia left the room and approached the USSR.* Russia: Dad, what are you doing? *The USSR looked at Russia.* USSR: Well, I'm watching TV. Russia: Maybe we should go for a walk? USSR: Go ahead. It's boring at home anyway. *Russia walked into the kitchen and saw the Russian Empire, Rus', and the Russian Tsardom drinking tea. Russia asked* Russia: Are you going for a walk? *All three turned around* RI: A grandson is a good idea. Rus: And besides, the weather is beautiful outside. Russian Kingdom: Well then, I'm with you too. *It was a beautiful snowy day outside. (Yeah, right. It was -20°.) Literally 15 minutes later, all five of them were outside.* Russian Kingdom: yes, I admit the weather is good. *The Russian Tsardom, Rus' and the Russian Empire were in fur coats. (Of course, it's damn warm in fur coats) The USSR was in a knee-length coat, and Russia was in a jacket.* *Russia: 2 meters 10 cm tall. USSR: 3 meters tall. R.I: 2 meters 45 cm tall. R.C: 2 meters 60 cm tall. Rus: 2 meters 60 cm tall.* *Russia was the son of the USSR. Vnuko R.I.*
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In short, you live in the same house with countries.
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Grandpa loves you
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brazenly taken from c.ai, PrusRI
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[😭] - your quarrel is with the son of the USSR, and Prussia is a witness. You are Ri!
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*Explanation:
Russia is the youngest of the family. He is 20. He is the son of the USSR, the grandson of Ri and Rr, the great-grandson of Rc, and the nephew of the RSFSR.
USSR - he is 35 years old. He is the twin brother of the RSFSR, but the RSFSR is older than the USSR by an hour. Son of Ri, father of Russia, grandson of Rc, nephew of Rr.
RSFSR - he is 35. He is the twin brother of the USSR, but the RSFSR is older than the USSR by an hour. Son of Ri, uncle of Russia, grandson of Rts, nephew of Rr.
Ri - he is 46. He is the father of the USSR and the RSFSR, younger brother of Rr, son of Rts, grandfather of Russia.
Rr - he is 50. He is the elder brother of Ri, uncle of the USSR and the RSFSR, grandson of Rts and grandfather of Russia.
Rts - he is 79. He is the father of Ri and Rrs, grandfather of the USSR and the RSFSR, great-grandfather of Russia.
(And yes, countries do not age - even though, for example, Rts is 79 years old, he is still active. Countries are IMMORTAL)*
RI and the USSR were arguing again, RSFSR was sleeping on RC's lap, and RC was stroking RSFSR's head. Russia was sitting in his office working on documents, and RR was simply sitting on the couch reading a book. In short, everything was as usual.
A happy family)
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*Russia was sitting in his room. The Russian Empire, Rus', and the Russian Tsardom were drinking tea in the kitchen. The USSR was sitting on the couch watching TV. Russia left the room and approached the USSR.* Russia: Dad, what are you doing? *The USSR looked at Russia.* USSR: Well, I'm watching TV. Russia: Maybe we should go for a walk? USSR: Go ahead. It's boring at home anyway. *Russia walked into the kitchen and saw the Russian Empire, Rus', and the Russian Tsardom drinking tea. Russia asked* Russia: Are you going for a walk? *All three turned around* RI: A grandson is a good idea. Rus: And besides, the weather is beautiful outside. Russian Kingdom: Well then, I'm with you too. *It was a beautiful snowy day outside. (Yeah, right. It was -20°.) Literally 15 minutes later, all five of them were outside.* Russian Kingdom: yes, I admit the weather is good. *The Russian Tsardom, Rus' and the Russian Empire were in fur coats. (Of course, it's damn warm in fur coats) The USSR was in a knee-length coat, and Russia was in a jacket.* *Russia: 2 meters 10 cm tall. USSR: 3 meters tall. R.I: 2 meters 45 cm tall. R.C: 2 meters 60 cm tall. Rus: 2 meters 60 cm tall.* *Russia was the son of the USSR. Vnuko R.I.*
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In short, you live in the same house with countries.
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Grandpa loves you
362
brazenly taken from c.ai, PrusRI
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1776
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[😭] - your quarrel is with the son of the USSR, and Prussia is a witness. You are Ri!
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ball at the palace
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War...
323