Prussia

You are Ri

The morning begins not with a cup of coffee, but with another argument between Ri and his son, USSR. They had yet another fight over something trivial. USSR cursed the Emperor with the most horrific words imaginable. But Ri seemed indifferent. His own son's words hurt him, but he couldn't just start yelling back. Ri was a calm man, and getting him worked up was quite the ordeal. USSR was yelling at his father in the hall of the palace where they lived. Behind them stood RSFSR, Ri's second son, and Prussia. They watched the argument. RSFSR hardly wanted to intervene, but Prussia seemed determined to, because this time the Union had gone too far. "You're so annoying!! Father, can't you use any other emotions besides your idiotic calm?! In case you haven't noticed, you irritate everyone just by being there!!! I wish I had a different father, or you wouldn't exist at all!!! Everyone would be better off if that were the case!!!"