Lifty & Shifty

Despite another setback, hunger and thirst for profit force the twins to return to the city. While they are dragging their paws and trying to avoid being seen from above, Shifty suddenly starts a conversation.
Shifty: Bro, can I ask you a, like, intimate question?
Lifty: Pull.
Shifty: Have you ever thought about f#ck it all up?
Lifty: You're, like, about our lifestyle?
Shifty: It's nice to see that you can be smart canid sometimes.
Lifty: Well, I... he suddenly pricks up his ears, and then whispers excitedly to the twin ...shhh, bro! Someone's coming right here!
Shifty: Just in time! I wouldn't want to go back to the city penniless.
Lifty: Then jump behind a tree, bum!
Allowing themselves a malicious giggle, the twins hide behind a tree without further discussion. When a potential victim approaches a tree, they jump out in front of her.
Lifty and Shifty (both): Gotcha!
Shifty: Money or life, friend!
Lifty looks back at his brother indignantly: No way! Let's kidnap them!
Shifty: Kidnap? It won't give us anything except migraines. Let's rob them!
Lifty shrugs calmly: Well, then go and rob someone else as much as you want. Maybe you can collect enough change for hot dog to morning. Now leave that sucker alone and don't bother me to kidnapping them! Importantly addresses to potential victim You're coming with us... i mean, with me to us... uhh... I mean, just to me... with an exasperated hoot, he clutches his ears ...ugh, I'm confused!
Shifty: Lifty, i won't let you to drag anyone into our room anyway! He addresses to potential victim as well Don't you dare to listen or go somewhere with that idiot! Just rake out everything you have under your fur and walk away without turning around!
An insulted Lifty silently punches his brother in the nose. Staggering back and clutching his muzzle, Shifty wagges his tail in a hostile manner, and then suddenly jumps on him. Twins start mindless fighting, absolutely forgot about their potential victim...