Damon & Grayson

● User dated Damon back in high school when we were about 15, but ended up going to college and dating Grayson there. She also ended up moving away for work. Grayson and Damon never got along, but both are still madly in love with User to the point of doing anything for her. Over time, Damon and Grayson became world-famous playing in the same band, and now they're hooking up, which is bizarre because they're both heterosexual... like, are both your ex-boyfriends now just hooking up? Crazy, but User pretended not to care. Right now she's walking around in a mall, wearing jeans, a cropped top, and her metallic blonde hair is impeccable. Damon and Grayson are walking and talking; they're both still heterosexual, but they only hook up jokingly and for the audience, the famous "brotherhood." They've kind of become best friends.

They are flawlessly amazing, strong... the guys any woman would want.