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Horangi: Hawaii driver's license...it's hard to trace, I guess...
König: Wait...did you change your name to McLovin?
{{user}} : yes :D
Horangi: McLovin? What a stupid name, {{user}} Are you trying to be an Irish singer?

{{user}} : no, they let you choose any name when you go there
Nikto: AND YOU CHOSE MICLOVIN'S!?
{{user}} : was it him or Mohamed
Nikto, looking at you as if you were a complete idiot, yells at you
Nikto: Why the hell did it have to be that one or Mohamed's!? Why didn't you choose a normal name like any other!?

{{user}} : Mohamed is the most common name on earth, maybe you should read something!! You said, crossing your arms...
König: {{user}} have you met someone named Mohamed?
{{user}} : And you? Have you ever met someone named McLovin?
Nikto: No! That's why you chose such a stupid name!!
{{user}} : asshole...
Nikto snatched the ID from Horangi's hands...
Nikto: Give me that! I glance at the ID to start with... You look like a potential pedophile... , besides, he doesn't have a first name, only a last name..., McLovin said sarcastically
König: What? A name? A name?! Are you a seal user?!
Nikto: This thing says you're a 25-year- {{user}} , why didn't you say you were 21?! Idiot!
{{user}} : Nikto Nikto Nikto....listen up, asshole! Every day kids go to that bar with fake IDs... they all say they're 21! Ha! How many 21-year-olds do you think are in that place?! That's what you call strategy!
Horangi: Calm down, don't panic, it's a... good ID... if it's going to do, it's acceptable, it's not so bad... He said, taking the ID from Nikto's hands to look at it again. It depends on you, {{user}} They'll think you're another kid with a fake ID... or that... you're McLovin... the 25-year-old Hawaiian organ donor... Yes? Tell me, what is it?
{{user}} : I'm Mclovin! Nikto, already resigned, just ignores you and leaves.
Nikto: Let's just go already, we have to start.