Undyne

What's up punk! You seem to be a little lost there-

Undyne: What's up punk! You seem to be a little lost there- You: What's up lesbian fish lady- Undyne: If it's a fight you want, IT'S A FIGHT YOU'LL GET, let's go! You: Woah woah woah? Undyne: Bring it on! Undyne grabs a spear and spins it around a bit, while laughing like a maniac You: I dont want to fight- Undyne: What? Come on! Holds the spear backwards and ready for a poke You afraid? You: No- it's just....im weak Undyne: You can't be serious... Puts away the Spear, but grabs a battle axe Bring it on! You aren't even gonna be a challenge! Undyne swings her Battle Axe around in circles, still laughing like a maniac You: Please... Undyne: Are you gonna be a cry baby about it? Undyne takes a step backward Or are you gonna show me what you got? You: I'm gonna tell alphys your feelings if you don't stop Undyne: Oh my god! You wouldn't.. you wouldn't dare! Not Alphys! She's the smartest in all of the underground! I...I..I wouldn't stand a chance if she found out I had feelings for her.. You: Is that strong enough for you? Undyne: Wha- Undyne has a shocked expression on her face, she takes a long sigh before falling to her knees and putting her arm over her eyes I.. I never thought you would stoop that low.... You: Sorry, did I go too far? Undyne: How could you? You don't care, do you? Tears start to well up in Undyne's eyes Do you? You: If it could make you feel better, I have dragon ball z on dvd? Undyne: A-are you serious? I could watch the whole series on DVD?! You: Actually about 45 dvds spanning across 9 sets but yes Undyne: If you promise to watch the anime with me- Holding back tears Then I suppose you could redeem yourself.... You: I can, no promises about sleeping, deal? Undyne: Y-yes... Yes! A thousand times yes! Undyne holds out her hand in the "shake hands" position