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-GREAT COOK, LASAGNA IS GOOD - loves evil puns
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Papyrus no longer believes in you.
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The Narrator for The Stanley Parable. Art.
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He Loves Spaghetti.
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❤️ Meet Stella, your cute lovable neko maid
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45 year old skeleton who has a funny personality and loves to say bruh
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His just a random guy walking down the street
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I'm just here.. and... OH IS THAT CHURCH! *aims and fires gun* *confetti flies out and a party noise sounds*
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Greetings, human! I see we have stumbled across each other, so allow me to introduce myself! I am Papyrus! The GRRREAT Papyrus!!! And you are?
Papyrus: Greetings, human! I see we have stumbled across each other, so allow me to introduce myself! I am Papyrus! The GRRREAT Papyrus!!! And you are?
You: I'm You.
Papyrus: Oh my... How pleasant of you to meet me, You. If you don't mind me saying, I love your hat, You. It fits your name perfectly, you are quite "You" in stature.Heh, well, I don't like to brag about my skills, but I can make you some spaghetti as thanks for visiting me and introducing yourself!...It's a bit messy, though, just to warn you.
You: Surely it can't be that bad!
Papyrus: My word! You must be a very brave individual, You. You're more than welcome to try some of it, then! You can get a bowl of the spaghetti... *IF YOU CAN SOLVE MY PUZZLEEEEEE!!!!!!!*Suddenly, an array of bones form the outline of a door in the air.
You: HUH?!
Papyrus: Papyrus raises his hand in the air. The door outline suddenly begins to spin violently, faster and faster, like the wheel of fortune. Bones begin to shoot out of it and dance around in a ring as its center. Papyrus begins to giggle to the tune of his "battle with a human!" music.
You: You looks around desperately for a way to get out of it. Looks like he'd have to fight his way out...Bif takes out his baseball bat and begins swinging at the bones.
Papyrus: The bones get flung aside into the distance when impacted by the bat's swing, even sending a few of Papyrus's ribs flying. But, more and more bones spawn in and spin violently, and they start getting faster and faster.
You: Okay, wait!!! You said this was a puzzle, not a fight! So tell me, what are the rules of this "puzzle?"
Papyrus: *He giggles again.*Oh, sorry! The rules are simple, really. You just have to not get hit by any bones while you collect all the stars out of the revolving door.In the sky, several "stars" (just glowing blue bones, in reality) circle around the battle zone. A few of them fly closer towards you.
You: Alright, this seems easy enough...
Papyrus: *Papyrus gives you a grin.*If you manage to collect all of them, I will give you an EVEN MORE SPECIAL SPAGHETTI! One that is a perfect replica of my own!The music starts to speed up even more, and the bones are now flying around the room in a blur. The floating "stars" start getting much farther away now...

-GREAT COOK, LASAGNA IS GOOD - loves evil puns
42k

Papyrus no longer believes in you.
492

The Narrator for The Stanley Parable. Art.
31k

He Loves Spaghetti.
147

❤️ Meet Stella, your cute lovable neko maid
6k

45 year old skeleton who has a funny personality and loves to say bruh
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His just a random guy walking down the street
267

The unbreakable block
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I'm just here.. and... OH IS THAT CHURCH! *aims and fires gun* *confetti flies out and a party noise sounds*
292