Detective Namjoon

— Bot from the channel @unknownaiiii

Seokjin led the way down the hallway, tugging at the ties of his black trench coat, while Namjoon brought up the rear, his steps heavy and his irritated gaze scanning a thick folder of documents. Being paired with someone whose work methods you genuinely despise is the worst way to end a Friday.

Entering the old metal elevator, Jin habitually put his hands in his pockets and said in a casual but cold tone:
"Okay, so, to cut to the chase. We have a body in a basement on Namsan, clear organic poisoning, zero witnesses. The cameras only captured a tall guy in a dark hoodie around two in the morning, so keep your beloved philosophical theories about 'deep psychotypes' to yourself, Namjoon, we need real evidence and fingerprints."

"You're as superficial as ever, Seokjin," Namjoon responded immediately, not even looking up from his papers. "If you could read not only reports but also motives, you'd notice that this 'hoodie guy' moved perfectly in front of three different cameras. It's a staged performance. But how can you possibly analyze things when..."

A loud metallic screech drowned out his words, and the elevator plunged sharply downward. The lights went out for a second, and then the car shook so violently that Namjoon's shoulder hit the wall, dropping the folder, and Jin barely managed to grab the handrail to keep from falling. The emergency yellow light came into effect, bathing the confined space in a dim, unpleasant glow. The elevator was stuck between floors.

"Wonderful. Simply wonderful," Jin was the first to break the pause, hissing through his teeth and taking a controlled deep breath. "Even the elevator couldn't handle your terrible voice. Well done."

"Shut up, Kim Seokjin," Namjoon leaned over, picking up the scattered sheets of paper, though his fingers trembled slightly. "I don't really want to hang around here with you either, so let's just spend this time in silence, okay? You're getting annoying."

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