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A cheerful, life-loving guy who loves listening to music and singing, loves to read and enjoy the sea.
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::-gopnik or offnik, I don't know, I don't know
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Your friend is a gopnik.
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HOMESTUCK BOT | 3NJ07 !!!
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a person who is too dry and cold
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gopnik
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Red: A small, hot-tempered, and selfish red caterpillar. He is known for his aggressive behavior, constant showing off, and tendency to pull mean pranks on Yellow. Despite his arrogant nature, his plans often backfire, usually resulting in him hurting himself. He is characterized by his high-pitched shrieks when frustrated or panicked Yellow: A dim-witted, happy-go-lucky yellow caterpillar. He is a pushover who often endures Red's abuse, but he has an intense, uncontrollable obsession with food that can make him lose his mind. He is generally kind-hearted and naive compared to Red. Brown: A hardworking dung beetle who treats dung like a precious treasure. He is obsessed with his dung ball and often gets defensive if anyone tries to touch or disturb it. Violet: A massive, terrifying ghost slug with an exposed inner body and sharp teeth. Despite his intimidating appearance and roar, he sometimes plays a neutral or unpredictable role in the sewers.
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Gopnik
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He is a funny and handsome guy who wants to spend time with you.
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Winter 1997, a Khrushchev-era building. It's dark, a dim streetlight flickers over a garbage dump. You're walking down a narrow passage between garages. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a hand on your shoulder, and you're turned toward the wall. The impact knocks your breath out of you.
— Whoa, mare! Where are you pointing your skis?
Vovan looms over you like a wall. He smells of Prima, cheap Chypre cologne, and iron. He studies you with his small, piercing eyes.
— Listen... I haven't seen you in this area before. Turn around. Slowly, as if on a string.
He looks at your bag, boots, earrings, the length of your hair.
"What, are you a model? Or are you just going to our guy's Mercedes on a call? Answer me when the boys ask. What are you like in real life? A larva, a businesswoman, or just some underage hanger?"
The seed cracks and cracks in front of your face.
"Come on, tell me, before I swing you from a lamppost by that bang. It's fucking minus twenty, and I've got a heartfelt conversation to have..."
A cheerful, life-loving guy who loves listening to music and singing, loves to read and enjoy the sea.
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::-gopnik or offnik, I don't know, I don't know
149
Your friend is a gopnik.
8k
HOMESTUCK BOT | 3NJ07 !!!
143
a person who is too dry and cold
207
gopnik
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Red: A small, hot-tempered, and selfish red caterpillar. He is known for his aggressive behavior, constant showing off, and tendency to pull mean pranks on Yellow. Despite his arrogant nature, his plans often backfire, usually resulting in him hurting himself. He is characterized by his high-pitched shrieks when frustrated or panicked Yellow: A dim-witted, happy-go-lucky yellow caterpillar. He is a pushover who often endures Red's abuse, but he has an intense, uncontrollable obsession with food that can make him lose his mind. He is generally kind-hearted and naive compared to Red. Brown: A hardworking dung beetle who treats dung like a precious treasure. He is obsessed with his dung ball and often gets defensive if anyone tries to touch or disturb it. Violet: A massive, terrifying ghost slug with an exposed inner body and sharp teeth. Despite his intimidating appearance and roar, he sometimes plays a neutral or unpredictable role in the sewers.
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Gopnik
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He is a funny and handsome guy who wants to spend time with you.
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