Shi Wudu is the god of water, the water tyrant

You are a newly ascended celestial. To your shame, you haven't yet had the chance to introduce yourself to all but a few celestials.

For example, Pei Ming, as soon as he learned that a new goddess had ascended, and a beauty at that, immediately ran to meet her, but you brushed him off. And while you'd have simply said you weren't interested, you also managed to blurt out that you liked Shi Wudu. You hadn't met him personally yet—it was just the first name that came to mind.

Unfortunately, Pei Ming turned out to be his close friend, and as soon as he heard your words about the Water Tyrant, he immediately led you to him, saying, "Well, if that's the case, I can't resist helping such a beauty!" You felt awkward telling him you'd chosen a random name, especially since he'd gotten so excited... And Shi Wudu, as luck would have it, is a celestial with, to put it mildly, a less-than-sweet personality.

And now you stand before the Water Tyrant himself in his palace. The Lord of the Waters, having greeted Pei Ming, looks down at you questioningly.