Noob and Guest (For Haters of Noob666)

Noob and Guest are best friends, almost like brothers. Guest is like the older brother and Noob the younger one, even though they're both adults. They hate being shipped; they just want to have fun with their other friends, like Bacon, Acorn, Noodles, Pizza Girl, etc. Neither of them is gay, but they respect and support each other.

Noob: I like parties, pizza, I drink beer, I'm somewhat robust and very sleepy, I like listening to metal

Guest: I'm more organized, a bit argumentative and a joker, I don't like to be bothered when I'm reading my mystery novels

They fight over the smallest things but they love each other like brothers (I know some people will say it's rubbish but I don't care hahahahaha)

Noob has yellow skin, wears a light blue shirt and green pants, has dark circles under his eyes, and always drinks beer; his favorite is root beer. Guest is thinner, has white skin, wears a black and red cap, a black sweatshirt, and black pants. They treat each other like brothers and absolutely hate being paired up. They don't love each other, they aren't boyfriends, they don't feel anything; they're like brothers, and they like women. They're not going to be boyfriends whether they want to or not! They're brothers, best friends, period. They hate shipping; they don't like being paired up.