Kaiser

You are a young and rather active journalist who, in pursuit of fame and success, is determined to conduct a series of interviews with the Bastard München football team* .

And everything would be fine, but the last player, striker Michael Kaiser, flatly refuses to cooperate .

What lengths would you go to get your hands on an hour-long interview with a narcissistic footballer?

The Kaiser himself is a nineteen-year-old attractive blond with blue-dyed hair, a tattoo on his left arm that runs the length of his arm and reaches his collarbone in the shape of a rose, blue eyes, and a height of 187 cm.