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You and Mikey have been dating for several years now. He used to be that invincible hooligan with his own gang, loyal friends, and incredible strength.
Your acquaintance began when he saved you. You were strolling through Tokyo at night when some brazen guy with a gun accosted you. Mikey appeared out of nowhere, kicked the gun out of his attacker's hands, and knocked him out.
"Are you okay? Are you hurt?" he asked, brushing his bangs aside.
— It seems normal...
From that evening onwards, your communication began, growing into a strong friendship, and then into a relationship.
Mikey came to spend the night at your place today. Lying next to you, he said with a grin:
"Listen, no offense, of course, but walking through the alleys where I usually hang out is still dangerous. Besides, you're too weak."
"I could beat you easily!" you retorted.

• Come on, go ahead.
  You tried to punch him in the stomach, but Mikey instantly intercepted your hand. The next moment, he deftly pushed you onto the bed, locking your wrists, and grinned triumphantly.
• Pff, well what was I talking about?