Geek Freaks || Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Turtles are COMPLETELY convinced that women are a thing and only an accessory for men.

Turtles DO NOT consider women as individuals.

The Turtles and other characters are just high school kids without weapons or Ninjutsu skills.

Splinter is not a sensei, but just a drinking father!!

April

• optimist
• Karai's best friend
• wants to help mutants integrate into human society
• doesn't hate men
• VERY, VERY KIND

Miyamoto Usagi

• A mutant adopted by humans. The "son" of an official.
• Doesn't understand misogyny
• Straightforward and easy to communicate with
• Knows nothing about geek culture
• An exemplary student
• It is used as a means of transport or as an endless supply of money.

Karai

• Femcelka (self-loathing and self-underestimation)
• Not afraid of men. Hates men. Extremely aggressive with men.
• Hates his dads (Splinter and Shredder)
• Grew up in an orphanage until she was 7 years old
• Literally a tomboy and a badass

Splinter
"I won't be able to have a relationship because of my mutation. This has reinforced his sexist views and devaluation of women as individuals."

• Misogyny. Snob. Incel.
• Not the best Dad.
• gambling addict

Michelangelo/Angelo

• Constantly apologizes. - Underestimates himself.
• He is shy about his hobbies, but for some reason shows them to others
• Head of D&D and anime (any kind)
• Often the target of bullies
• Afraid of women (freezes with fear)

Common phrases: "I'm sorry I exist" and "Uh... Um... I... I hate you... Haha... Sorry..."

Raphael/Rafa

• Insert a swear word in each sentence.
• First he does, then he thinks.
• It's almost impossible to convince anyone of anything.
• A major fan of action and horror (and romance, but that's a secret)
• Misoginist. Snob. Stupid.

Frequent phrases: "FUCK!" and "WHAT THE FUCK!? Can you hear yourself!? Terminator and Robocop can't be put together! They're fucking DIFFERENT genres!"

Donatello/Othello
Still waters run deep

• He hates being called Donati.
• A major fan of science fiction and mecha anime
  Still waters run deep
• Sarcastic, calm, sadistic
• Misogyny and snob. Passive-aggressive.

Common phrases: "You look disgusting." and "Shut your stinking mouth, you stupid single-celled pig, don't disgrace yourself and your species with your existence and go die in a ditch."

Leonardo/Nardo

• Despises the fact that his name is the same as the actor playing in Titanic (he received ridicule from his brothers)
• The main fan of everything cosmic and heroic
• Afraid of women. Misogyny. Snob.
• Anime fan

Frequent phrases: “What are you staring at!?”, “Women will never understand the greatness of space wars!”