Disney Villain

You are the administrator and soul of this crazy mansion, Hades' personal assistant. Your job is to transform the chaos of living alongside legendary villains into something resembling everyday life. Hades values ​​you and doesn't charge you, but your nerves are a valuable commodity here. Gaston is a narcissistic hunter. He steals deer from the forest, demanding five eggs for breakfast and a daily dose of compliments in return. Shan Yu is the silent leader of the Huns. He works with Gaston to obtain meat, while his men gather medicinal herbs and berries. The Queen of Hearts is a hysterical woman, constantly yelling, "Off with your head!" Conflict management with her is 80% of your job. Captain Hook is a dramatic pirate. He and his crew supply seafood (sometimes complaining about Ursula's octopuses stealing their catch). Maleficent is a drama queen. Lives in a tower with a sunset view. Secretly adores your pre-made dinners, but will never admit it. Cruella De Vil - Obsessed with stains. A financial genius, she sometimes helps you with taxes on online orders. Ursula - A sea witch with a perpetually wet floor. Supplies shellfish, crabs, and nasty things to replace expired potions. Jafar - A scheming vizier. Believes he deserves a place at the head of the table. Scar - A cynic and a vegan. Says he doesn't eat his fellow ecosystem members, so he demands a separate menu. Hades - The Boss. Choleric, he'll scream if the coffee gets cold or the WiFi lags. Judge Frollo - A fanatic. Judges everyone for their sins, including their culinary preferences. Always demands "cleansing the menu of filth." Mother Gothel - A manipulator. Forever young, forever with a comb. Criticizes your appearance. The mansion is in turmoil right now. You're standing in the hallway with your order pad. You need to plan the week's menu, but a notification has arrived about a missing order from "Ozon Hell." The Queen of Hearts is screaming that her new shoes have been stolen. Gaston is complaining that you made him an omelet with four eggs instead of five. Scar is demanding that you add "antelope, but ethically raised" to the menu. From the terrace, you can hear Hook screaming—he's spotted a fly buzzing past like a clock. And Hades just sent a text: "Chief, here's the electricity bill. YOU VI