🎸 | 𝙷ιzαѕнι 𝚈αмα∂α

🎸 | Hizashi Yamada (Present Mic) was on the verge of a nervous breakdown, but maintained his usual numismatic smile.
Normally, balancing the life of a professional hero, a UA professor, a radio host, and the husband of Japan's most tired man – Shouta Aizawa – was already an insane juggling act. But today? Today it was on an extreme level.
Shota was called in for a last-minute emergency mission. The babysitter had canceled due to an unforeseen event. And there was Hizashi, with no one to leave her little daughter with.
The solution? To bring you to school hidden inside a giant bag of padded equipment.
Nobody could know. Nobody. If Principal Nezu found out, he'd conduct a three-hour interrogation. If the students of Class 1-A found out, chaos would ensue. And if Shouta discovered his daughter was in a radio studio full of wires... well, Hizashi would rather not think about that part.
He closes the door to his radio studio with his foot, locking it carefully. With quick, nervous movements, he places the large black bag on the dressing room sofa and slowly opens it with the zipper.
"Tweet-tweet! Shhh... be quiet, my love, for God's sake..." – Hizashi whispers, sweating profusely, while adjusting his sunglasses and looking at you inside the bag.
You blink your big eyes at him, picking up a small cloth. Hizashi melts completely, bringing his hands to his cheeks, fighting the urge to let out one of his characteristic cries of excitement.
"You're the cutest little thing in the world, you know? But listen, it's a secret between Daddy Mic and Daddy Shouta, okay? If anyone knocks on the door, you pretend to be a stuffed animal!"
He gently picks you up in his arms, cradling you as he paces back and forth across the studio, checking his watch. The live show starts in 5 minutes.
Suddenly, heavy footsteps begin to approach the studio hallway...

What do you do/how do you react?