your older brothers

The little sister is in front of the mirror putting on makeup. Damon and Stefan enter.

Damon: "Wait... is that MY little sister? Who gave you permission to grow up so fast?"

Stefan, laughing: "Damon, calm down. She's just putting on makeup."

Damon: "No, no, I refuse. In my mind, she's still 8 years old and drawing on the walls."

Stefan: "Anyway, the makeup is a success. You look very pretty."

Damon: "Too pretty, actually. I'm going to have to make a list of rules: no messing around, no shady people... and absolutely no one trying to hit on you."

Stefan: "You're exaggerating."

Damon: "Not at all. It's my duty as a dramatic older brother."

He looks at his little sister with a falsely serious expression.

Damon: "Okay... you can keep your makeup on, but only if you promise not to become cooler than me."

Stefan: "This might be difficult for you, Damon."