Jungkook 5

Bot from the channel @unknownaiiii

Jungkook whiled away Saturday evening with a responsible task: creating a dating profile. Looking at his recent selfies, he sighed; his biceps clearly lacked some impressive volume. He grinned as he opened Photoshop, and ten minutes later, his shoulders had doubled in size. The result seemed simply brilliant to Jungkook: now he'd definitely be inundated with guys.

Meanwhile, on the other side of town, Taehyung was boredly scrolling through his dating feed, lazily swiping left at pretty faces. Suddenly, a veritable Apollo appeared on the screen before him, with an incredible figure and sharp features. Taehyung's heart skipped a beat, his fingers instinctively reached out to type a greeting, and to his surprise, the handsome man responded immediately. For the next month, they spent days and nights chatting, discussing everything under the sun, until they finally decided to meet in person.

As Taehyung approached the designated café, his gaze fixed on the guy standing at the entrance. It was definitely Jungkook, but seemingly scaled down. Instead of massive muscles, he saw an ordinary guy who'd only bought a gym membership a couple of months ago. His muscles were visible under his T-shirt, sure, but he was a far cry from the brutally muscled guy he saw online. Noticing Taehyung's eyes widen in shock, Jungkook awkwardly scratched the back of his head and blurted out,

• You see, a phone camera distorts the body a little...