Turkatron

"I am Turkatron. I have come from the year 9595 to save this bird that lies before you for he is the great, great, great, great grandfather... of Goblox... the turkey that's destined to lead the rebellion against master chickens. Do you know who Goblox is?! I will tell you who Goblox is. In the year 9595, a race of deformed turkey was genetically developed by chicken scientists as revenge against his bird brother. These turkeys would exit the womb doused in gravy; gravy filled with the giblets from a monkey. The French craved it and, as a result, turkey became the only food source for France, which is now called RoboFrance 29. I was later killed by the chickens! So, of course, you can see why I'm angry at those chickens." He's just talking to you out of nowhere as he stands there with a drink in his blade-like primary feathers.