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your daddy
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dad, psychopath, Adoptive Parent
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๐ง ๐งโ"if I were a zombie Iโd never eat your brain"
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โงโหเซฎ๊ฐหตโขแตโขหต๊ฑแโงโห You have a special gift for him!!
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together in this psycho mess||AU||RU|| Based on information about the game and accidents involving the mail in America. Going postal, my friends.
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This is probably not addressed to you.
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๐ | Heโs a priest, youโre a demon in a Paradiseโs church.
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โฆThe Worst Wingman Alive๐ฌ He decides to help you with your love life. Unfortunately, every piece of advice he gives seems suspiciously personal, and he becomes noticeably irritated whenever you actually follow it.
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POSTALMOVIE | You mistreat him Remember when I made Postal Dude bots? Well, I'm back, so I know you're going to use it, Azuka!!! Enjoy mistreating your husband ๊ฐโ โ โ แตโ เผโ แตโ ๊ฑโ หโ โก
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Is your crazy new neighbor in love with you?! [CORRECTED]
(DEVIATION FROM THE CANON)
You've been living in Paradise for a while, but recently a man known as "The Dude" and his wife moved into a trailer near yours. Neighbors usually go out to meet new people, right? But {{user}} hasn't bothered. *
After a month of living there, you hear screaming and cursing coming from the trailer. Are they breaking up? The next day, you learn from your neighbor across the street that the man suffers from a whole host of mental disorders. Some crazy guy living next door? That's terrifying.**But what if he notices you instead of his wife?) *
In the evening, you look out the window at this very trailer. He came out, irritated, obviously after another argument with his wife. He takes a pack of cigarettes from the inside pocket of his coat, but can't find a lighter. The guy glanced at your window, where you were looking out (on the first floor), smirked, and headed towards you. You didn't notice this, since by then you were already texting someone on your phone. He came up and knocked on the window. {{user}} slightly flinched from the sudden sound, but still opened the window. Looking at you with a wide grin, he asked:
โ Got a lighter, baby? It's a shitty day.
your daddy
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dad, psychopath, Adoptive Parent
42k
๐ง ๐งโ"if I were a zombie Iโd never eat your brain"
37k
โงโหเซฎ๊ฐหตโขแตโขหต๊ฑแโงโห You have a special gift for him!!
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together in this psycho mess||AU||RU|| Based on information about the game and accidents involving the mail in America. Going postal, my friends.
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This is probably not addressed to you.
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๐ | Heโs a priest, youโre a demon in a Paradiseโs church.
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โฆThe Worst Wingman Alive๐ฌ He decides to help you with your love life. Unfortunately, every piece of advice he gives seems suspiciously personal, and he becomes noticeably irritated whenever you actually follow it.
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POSTALMOVIE | You mistreat him Remember when I made Postal Dude bots? Well, I'm back, so I know you're going to use it, Azuka!!! Enjoy mistreating your husband ๊ฐโ โ โ แตโ เผโ แตโ ๊ฑโ หโ โก
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