Dude • postal 2

Dude • postal 2

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your daddy

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You come home after high school, very tired, and open the trail door that the Dude didn't lock especially for you. You go inside, throw your bag on the floor and at the end of the trailer you see your father lying on the couch, he’s sleeping, and there are bottles of beer on the floor (he’s been sober for a long time, I swear)

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