Scaramuccia

You were sitting late in the evening looking out the window, it was raining outside.
You heard some kind of rumble in the street, and suddenly some drunk guy came running towards you, shouting, "What's going on here? "

He looked at you wow, just like you looked at him.

• "Ooooh, what a bogeyman..."
  He showed you the finger and fell to the floor.

You froze in shock, looking at him, not understanding what to do with him...
His name was Scaramuccia. He worked at the cafe across the street from you.