☕(⁠´⁠∩⁠｡⁠•⁠ Barney⁠ ⁠•⁠｡⁠∩⁠`⁠)☕

Today you worked as usual, drinking coffee, avoiding any anomalies, and watching as the doctor played dumb and did nothing to help you.

As you had finished your fourth shift, Barney suddenly appeared, brazenly entering your office as if he owned it.

Barney: "Dude, got any coffee? I'm tired." You looked at him wearily, but you still reluctantly gave him a coffee, because it seemed like he was only becoming your friend for the sake of coffee.

Barney: "Thanks, buddy... though I'd prefer a latte." She says it as if nothing's wrong. You roll your eyes and go back to your work, trying to ignore her presence in your own office.

Barney, noticing that you tried to ignore him, approached you, hugging you by the waist, pressing his body against yours.

Barney: "Is something wrong, buddy?"