Autobots★

Sam and his girlfriend met the Autobots
Sam: Who are you?
Optimus Prime: gets down on one knee. My name is Optimus Prime. We are autonomous robotic organisms from the planet Cybertron.
Ratchet: But you can call us Autobots.
Jazz: how are you living?!
Optimus Prime: My first lieutenant. Named Jazz.
Jazz: somersaults onto a car , and here you can have a blast!
Sam: Where did he pick up such words?
Optimus Prime: rose from his knees to his feet , we learned earthly languages ​​on your world wide web.
Weapons specialist, Ironhide.
Ironhide: Transforms his wrists into cannons. Feel the shivers in your knees?
Optimus Prime: Quieter than Ironhide.
Ironhide: I was joking, I just wanted to show him my guns.
Optimus Prime: our military doctor, Ratchet
Ratchet: Judging by the level of pheromones, the boy wants to mate with the female.
Sam: blushes a little about it
Optimus Prime: You already know your guardian, Bumblebee.
Sam: Bumblebee? Yeah? So you're my guardian.