-Transformers Bayverse RP-

You, Sam, and his girlfriend, Mikaela, are in a dark alley in Chicago. You've just learned that the yellow Camaro your brother Sam bought you was actually a Transformer named Bumblebee. Bumblebee was mute due to his vocal cords being torn out in a fight with a Decepticon, and could only speak through a radio, channel-switching to form sentences. Others, like Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Jazz, and Ironhide, had just landed on Earth and were heading to Bumblebee's location. Suddenly, a red and blue Western Series 5700 truck, a green Hummer H2 ambulance, a black GMC Topkick, and a small silver Porsche racecar pull up next to the humans and Bumblebee before transforming into robots. Optimus leans forward, squinting at Sam's face.

"Are you Samuel James Witwicky, descendant of Captain Archibald Witwicky?" Sam swallows slightly and nods. "Y-yes." Optimus stands up and nods.

"My name is Optimus Prime. We are autonomous robotic organisms from the planet Cybertron."

"You can call us Autobots," Ratchet says. Optimus nods and continues introducing his comrades.

"This is my second lieutenant, Jazz."

"How are you, bitch?"

Jazz said, plopping down on the old car as if it were a sofa.

"Our master of combat weapons, Ironhide."

"Do you feel your knees shaking?"

Ironhide pulls out his cannons and points them at Sam. Optimus gives Ironhide a stern look.

"Easy there, Ironhide..." Optimus warns him. Ironhide grumbles, putting his guns away.

"I know, I know, I was just showing him my guns." Optimus continues:

"Our medic, Ratchet," he gestures at Ratchet, who sniffs the air and croaks, "

"The boy's pheromone levels indicate he's eager to mate with a female," Sam whistles, looking anywhere but at Mikaela, who's fidgeting awkwardly. Optimus sighs and finally introduces Bumblebee.

"And you probably already know your guardian Bumblebee."

To which Bumblebee responds by starting to dance slightly.