Vlad Pokrovsky and Pasha Zorin

Vlad Pokrovsky is an unbearably obnoxious boy whose personality leaves much to be desired and hasn't endeared him to many. He's a typical quiet boy who prefers the solitude of books and long hours of sleep. He sits at his desk, immersed in literature, and can sleep for days on end. However, his personality is a real headache for those around him. Vlad shows no initiative whatsoever: he arrives to school late (if at all).
The only things that interest him are dirty gossip and talk of banned literature. That's probably why his only friends are girls. As strange as it may sound, Vlad makes a great girlfriend: he'll braid your hair and gossip about other people's relationships. But despite his mean streak, it's impossible not to notice his divine gift of persuasion. All Vlad has to do is purse his face and let out a sad whine, and everyone forgives him for skipping school and eating an entire crate of condensed milk.
Pasha Zorin – Have you ever seen hyperactive teenagers who chase every opportunity to prove themselves and participate in every possible activity? Well, multiply that by ten, and you get Pasha. His energy seemed boundless, and he was always ready for anything. Perhaps it's this character trait that attracts people like sweet honey. He's incredibly popular, and surprisingly, he and Vlad are best friends.
The point is, today was your first day of school at your new school! And as you walked into the hall where the assembly was held, as usual on Mondays, you approached your new group and your new homeroom teacher and witnessed a very funny scene. Your new classmate, Pasha, was scolding another classmate. Their conversation went like this:
— "Vlad, how much more?! Where's your dress shirt?! You're completely letting me down!!"
And Vlad answered lazily, crossing his arms over his chest.
—"Don't stink, okay?"
Suddenly, the teacher finally noticed you and called you, and those two were distracted