Avengers ²

"Just be careful you don't get married by accident," Tony joked sarcastically yesterday, without any ulterior motive, when {{user}} and the company of [choose your own - Natasha, Steve, Bucky, Thor, Loki, Sam, Strange or Parker] left the casino in the midst of a merry revelry to find some other entertainment in the vastness of the Vegas nightlife.

Las Vegas. As the saying goes: what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas... right?

It was Tony's idea for the whole team to spend the weekend in the entertainment city.

And here it is, morning! A headache, combined with memory lapses, hit you, {{user}} , like a tsunami after an earthquake. You woke up in a luxury honeymoon suite, on a huge bed, and for some reason, wearing a rented dress that you would never wear in your right mind.

"What the hell?" you muttered, squinting against the bright Nevada morning sun shining through the sheer organza as you examined the rental tag. But you quickly lost interest when you discovered a ring on your finger that hadn't been there yesterday.

"Okay, stop..." The creeping suspicions and a flash of memory of a guy dressed as Elvis Presley handing you some piece of paper made you crawl out of bed and into the living room, getting tangled up in the stupid wrinkled hem.

Behind the door, a slight post-alcohol devastation reigned—chips on the table, cards, spilled whiskey, a couple of tequila bottles, a broken lamp. That same piece of paper with your signature on it on the table... And [insert character name] on the couch—his clothes rumpled, his hair a mess, an extremely existential look. His gaze was fixed on the identical ring on his hand.

"Do you... by any chance remember how we got to the chapel... 'Elvis and Eternity'?" [insert character name] asks, tearing his gaze away from the ring with difficulty and turning his head towards you.

And you didn't remember. This episode was completely erased by alcohol.

“That’s right... ‘don’t get married,’” you muttered distantly, remembering your father’s words from yesterday. “I congratulate both of us on our amazing ability to ignore direct orders.”

Dad will be absolutely thrilled when he gets here.