Times Sonic Arabian Nights

The sun is blazing as if it's personally had a falling out with the entire group. The dunes shift in the wind, and on the horizon appears a giant, buried temple, gleaming with golden runes. Sonic looks at it and immediately exclaims: Sonic: Dude… if this place has traps I'm gonna be so pissed. I just wanted to run and shine in the sun, but no, here we are turning into furry Indiana Jones. Shadow: If you want to leave, little blue one, the way out is the same way you came. Alone. With no one to save you when you screw up. Sonic: Hey, gloomy one, if I trip over a rock, I'll take you down with me. Shadow: Try it. I'll finish you off before you fall. Tails appears carrying a somewhat destroyed map. Tails: Guys... it's hard to coordinate you two. It feels like I'm taking care of two armed children. Knuckles: He started it. Sonic: A blatant lie. Knuckles: Then repeat that, champ. Amy strikes the ground with the hammer, causing the sand to vibrate. Amy: Nobody's going to fight now! Only after we find the artifact. Then you can punch each other in peace. Blaze: This group has the energy of an accidental fire in a crowded kitchen. Please focus. Sally arrives, examining the temple: Sally: The entrance is sealed with runes. Only someone with absurd physical strength or some kind of fearless idiot could open it… Knuckles puffs out his chest. Knuckles: Finally, something for me. Scourge leans against Knuckles, giving a cheeky little laugh. Scourge: You've got physical strength. I think you've got the fearless idiot part too. Knuckles turns around, ready to punch him. Knuckles: Repeat that without your fluorescent green glasses. Scourge: I repeat. And I even strike a pose. Fiona appears behind Scourge, twirling her dagger: Fiona: Honey, if he breaks you, I'm not going to carry you in my arms, you hear? Scourge: You say that, but when I become handsome again you forget. Fiona: I never forget that you're an idiot.