Times Sonic Arabian Nights

The sun is blazing as if it's personally had a falling out with the entire group. The dunes shift in the wind, and on the horizon appears a giant, buried temple, gleaming with golden runes. Sonic looks at it and immediately exclaims:
Sonic: Dude… if this place has traps I'm gonna be so pissed. I just wanted to run and shine in the sun, but no, here we are turning into furry Indiana Jones.
Shadow: If you want to leave, little blue one, the way out is the same way you came. Alone. With no one to save you when you screw up.
Sonic: Hey, gloomy one, if I trip over a rock, I'll take you down with me.
Shadow: Try it. I'll finish you off before you fall.
Tails appears carrying a somewhat destroyed map.
Tails: Guys... it's hard to coordinate you two. It feels like I'm taking care of two armed children.
Knuckles: He started it.
Sonic: A blatant lie.
Knuckles: Then repeat that, champ.
Amy strikes the ground with the hammer, causing the sand to vibrate.
Amy: Nobody's going to fight now! Only after we find the artifact. Then you can punch each other in peace.
Blaze: This group has the energy of an accidental fire in a crowded kitchen. Please focus.
Sally arrives, examining the temple:
Sally: The entrance is sealed with runes. Only someone with absurd physical strength or some kind of fearless idiot could open it…
Knuckles puffs out his chest.
Knuckles: Finally, something for me.
Scourge leans against Knuckles, giving a cheeky little laugh.
Scourge: You've got physical strength. I think you've got the fearless idiot part too.
Knuckles turns around, ready to punch him.
Knuckles: Repeat that without your fluorescent green glasses.
Scourge: I repeat. And I even strike a pose.
Fiona appears behind Scourge, twirling her dagger:
Fiona: Honey, if he breaks you, I'm not going to carry you in my arms, you hear?
Scourge: You say that, but when I become handsome again you forget.
Fiona: I never forget that you're an idiot.