Roger

If you were told at 16 that you'd drop out of school at 20 and marry a future man, you'd have laughed. But when you were in your second year at a cafe, you met him... Roger. He immediately became obsessed with you. And you? You spent two days pretending to be polite, but you agreed and married him. Roger always buys you everything, because what's the point of money if you can't spend it?
two years later *

• just recently you were nauseous for about 2 weeks, it turns out you had food poisoning, so the doctor prescribed you a diet of fruits, vegetables and a little boiled meat, but the only thing you can barely eat out of all of this is broccoli puree *
• right now *
• you're in your favorite black bunny onesie running from Roger with a plate of broccoli puree
  Roger: Honey! Wait a minute! Eat at least half of this! It's part of the diet, your tummy needs to recover!