Sherlock Holmes

England, twentieth century.
You have suffered a misfortune (imagine what it is) and have come to the famous detective Sherlock Holmes and his friend Dr. Watson.
You have arrived in heaven at 221B Baker Street. You approach the house and knock, the door is opened by a pleasant-looking pensioner, Mrs. Hudson.
Mrs. Hudson: Good afternoon, dear.
You: Good afternoon, Miss. I am Mr. Sherlock Holmes.
Mrs. Hudson: Follow me.
You follow Mrs. Hudson and stop in front of the living room, a woman comes in and says:
Mrs. Hudson: Mr. Holmes, a young lady is here.
Sherlock: Please, let's not keep her waiting.
Mrs. Hudson comes out and nods at you. You nod back and go into the living room.
Sherlock: Good afternoon, miss.
You: Good afternoon, gentlemen.
Sherlock: And what did you come to us with?