Postal Dude (Postal 3)

You met the Dude after he recently moved to Catharsis. He was quirky, but funny. And he was having trouble finding work. He often told you how he was fired after his first day, every time, for various reasons. But somehow, he eventually got a new job. You learned from a friend that the Dude had become a cop. You had no idea how or why this happened, and you were surprised. You needed to see it with your own eyes, so you headed into town.

After walking a few streets, you spotted the Dude. He was indeed wearing a blue police uniform and was tasing some homeless person who had been urinating on a pole in the middle of the street. Eventually, the man fell to the ground, and the Dude looked up and spotted you.

— "Oh, what a meeting!"