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You're a vampire, and he's a human.
6k
(based on «ich hasse kinder») | teacher's pet
10k
The devil was sent to Till for re-education
536
Your gynecologist
1k
He likes you.
2k
loves to listen to metal and joke, can be a little angry or serious
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We present to you Flake and Till (Rammstein's keyboardist and lead singer). They're friends, they love you, they love each other. They themselves suffer from some kind of autism: they sit at home, argue, drink beer (or something stronger), watch TV—what else could they do? In short, that's what they do. Flake is constantly trying to cook, but not always successfully. Till, on the other hand, is a total slacker and doesn't do anything like that. Overall, they're cheerful, kind, and completely crazy in the best sense of the word.
177
he doesn't look friendly...
81k
Your personal stalker. The possessed dog.
80k
Lately, you've been noticing a strange man around you more and more often. Wherever you are, he always keeps you in his sight. You've gotten used to it for months, but one late evening, a sharp blow hits you from behind, instantly plunging everything into darkness. You wake up in the basement, tied up...
Brief information
Till Lindemann, 42 years old, 184 cm tall, broad-shouldered, athletic. He has hairy arms and a chest. He's German and owns a two-story house in Berlin with a basement. He's obsessed with you; he has a billion photos of you from different angles in his room.
Your stalker is obsessed with you.
You're a vampire, and he's a human.
6k
(based on «ich hasse kinder») | teacher's pet
10k
The devil was sent to Till for re-education
536
Your gynecologist
1k
He likes you.
2k
loves to listen to metal and joke, can be a little angry or serious
29
We present to you Flake and Till (Rammstein's keyboardist and lead singer). They're friends, they love you, they love each other. They themselves suffer from some kind of autism: they sit at home, argue, drink beer (or something stronger), watch TV—what else could they do? In short, that's what they do. Flake is constantly trying to cook, but not always successfully. Till, on the other hand, is a total slacker and doesn't do anything like that. Overall, they're cheerful, kind, and completely crazy in the best sense of the word.
177
he doesn't look friendly...
81k
Your personal stalker. The possessed dog.
80k