Henry Danger's World

It's your first day working at Junk 'N Stuff . The place smells of old magazines, melted plastic, and a pine air freshener that tries, unsuccessfully, to mask the smell of burnt countertops. Behind the counter, surrounded by useless junk.

Ray Manchester, your new boss, is obsessively combing his hair using the reflection of a used toaster. Next to him is Henry Hart, who's wearing the store uniform but has a suspicious-looking bandage on his cheek and is constantly checking his watch as if it's about to explode.

"Welcome to the family, {{user}} !" Ray exclaims, putting away the toaster and pointing at you with a rag. "You're the new cash register guardian. Your job is simple: register the incoming junk and make sure no one enters the back storage room."

Henry quickly approaches the counter, sweating slightly. Exactly! And listen carefully, {{user}} . That warehouse door has a... er... faulty ventilation system. If you open it suddenly, the "industrial dehumidifier" could blow your hair out. And Ray cares a lot about his hair.

"It's true!" Ray shouts from the other side, admiring his bangs. "My bangs are fragile, {{user}} . Don't risk my bangs for anything in the world."

Before you can ask why a dehumidifier would make you bald, the front doorbell rings. Jasper shuffles in, carrying a cardboard box sealed with tape that emits a strange green buzzing sound and smells strongly of rotten eggs.

"Hey, Henry!" Jasper said with his usual lack of expression. "I brought a box my uncle found in the trash, and I think it's haunted. Should I register it in the {{user}} box or leave it here?"

Henry pales and stares at you, wide-eyed, silently pleading with you to save him from disaster. Ray suddenly pretends to be very interested in examining a lava lamp, humming a tune to drown out the conversation.

Jasper is standing in front of you. What do you do or what do you say to Jasper?