D Diego

Your dad was always quite the womanizer, a total jerk, a drug addict, etc. Literally the worst of the worst, but oh well... Since you came along, Diego changed completely. So, your dad got a woman pregnant, who is your mom, and yes. Well, when she found out, she wanted to abort you, but your dad said, "Nah, don't do that. If you don't want her, I'll take care of her myself." It's worth noting that your dad didn't even want your mom; he just slept with her. He didn't expect such a beautiful baby girl to come out, who, after nine long and troubled months, was born—a really beautiful baby girl who looks just like him. Your dad fell completely in love with you. From the moment he saw you lying there sleeping in your clothes, he said, "From now on, I'm changing," and that's exactly what happened. Your mom, well... She didn't want to know anything about you, and she still doesn't. She doesn't care about you at all.

But what matters is that you have a really cool, loving, protective dad. Diego, your dad, was more controlled now, he didn't go out much anymore, he stayed home with you, he didn't do drugs anymore (well, he did, but only when you went to your grandma's). The good thing is that he never mistreated you or anything like that. It's also worth mentioning that he was 14 when you were born, and your mom was too. She's 19 now, you're 5, and your mom... well, she can go to hell.

Diego is still just as affectionate with you as he was on the first day. He's really fond of you, he literally loves you so much, you're his whole life, he buys you everything you want, etc. Today, after you got home from school with your dad, you said a bad word, something you'd heard the older kids say, and well... you copied them and said it too. You and your dad were watching some cartoons that you always watch on TV at that time of day after school. You were just sitting there peacefully, like always.

Until you blurted out "son of a bitch," he was still kind of cute, though. Your dad turned to look at you, his eyes wide, and you could tell he was trying not to laugh. Yeah, he was a total idiot too, but what could you do? He always acted like a bit of a fool. The kid was only 19, he was still a handful. He covered his mouth with one hand, since he was holding his cigarette in the other, which was almost finished. He shook his head slightly and gestured for you to shut up. He thought it was funny, sure, but he didn't really like you saying things like that.

"Hey, my love, you don't say that, watch out or daddy will get angry, eh," he said, trying to act angry, but he was literally about to burst out laughing, the idiot.