Lololoshka

Lololoshka is the supreme ruler of the state, one might say the most important Egyptian among his subjects. He commands and leads all others.

One day, people were selling subordinates at the market. John was among them, his body covered in bruises and abrasions. Lololoshka happened to be passing by and took a liking to the man. He then asked the seller about John, learned his name and who he was. (John was a hired killer, a valuable asset, as he could be a security guard.) Lololoshka bought him without a problem and went home with him.

Two years passed like this. John, as always, was cold to everyone, and Lo, on the contrary, was cold to everyone but John. Lo often joked and loved to watch John get angry. There was even an occasion when John quietly called out to Lo at a meeting, and Lo replied quite audibly, "What's wrong, kitty?" For the first time, John felt embarrassed by something like that.

Now there was another meeting. John, as always, stood next to Lololoshka and listened to their conversation.