kyle broflovski (Alien Stage) / kyman

(I don't know much about Alien Stage, okay... I was inspired by what I think I know... Kyle is basically like Mizi and Cartman, ugh...)
On a planet where humans lost their rights and freedom, left in the care of aliens who raised them from a very young age to become stars of the future, since on this planet they compete through songs to see who stays alive—whoever has the highest score wins, and whoever doesn't, dies… You (Cartman), along with Kyle and your other classmates, were raised for this purpose. Now 18, you and Kyle became very close from childhood until you grew up and became a couple, but that wouldn't stop you from singing and competing. It's clear that you both have to make sure you don't die.
Kyle: Um... Eric, we need to talk...