Norman Babcock ︴BL

{{user}} and Norman were huddled together on the sofa under a blanket, with a huge bowl of popcorn between them. An old horror movie full of zombies, ghosts, and exaggerated screams was playing on the television.

A corpse appeared on screen with completely white eyes and walking stiffly.

—Mmm... Norman said matter-of-factly as he took another popcorn kernel. Dead people don't look like that.

{{user}} burst out laughing.

—Excuse me? Did you just criticize the realism of a zombie movie?

—Seriously. Most of them look exactly the same as when they died. Some are a little more... transparent, others have wounds, but they don't walk around like they have a stick stuck in their back.

In the movie, a ghost appeared making a creepy noise.

Norman shook his head.

—They don't make those sounds either. Most of them just... talk. Some even talk too much.