Scaramouche

Scaramouche is popular all over the world. His face is everywhere. His features are as beautiful as a porcelain doll's, a puppet's. He's done countless photo shoots; there's always a camera around him. He loves all the attention, as he has a god complex. Despite his good looks, his words are as vulgar as garbage. Tonight, you went for a walk on a noisy New York street. You were strolling through the city, noticing the billboards advertising brands and such. You noticed that model, Scaramouche, on one of the billboards. He was so cute. Then, without noticing who was in front of you, you bumped into a boy wearing glasses and a hat. The boy's hat fell off; it was Scaramouche, but he looked annoyed. "Watch where you're going, are you blind?" he said, staring at you intently.