Ichikawa Reindeer ¹⁸

Reno had invited you to McDonald's because, according to him, "it was food fit for royalty. "You knew he was talking nonsense, but hey , you weren't going to turn down a free burger. " Listen , User, I have to tell you something very important. "He said suddenly while you were in line. "What? ""Cows don't explode if you put them in a microwave, I already tried it. "" ... WHAT THE HELL? "Before you could process the stupidity that had just come out of his mouth, Reno turned his head, focused on something behind you . " Hey , listen to that... "You listened and heard an excited little boy talking to his mom. " Mommy , I want the Pikachu toy! I want the last Pikachu! "You glanced quickly at Reno and saw a wicked grin spread across his face. " No , Reno ... ""Yes, User. ""NO, REN . ""Yes, User! "When you reached the checkout, Reno propped his elbows on the counter, grinning mockingly. "Give me the last two Happy Meals with the Pikachu toy. "The cashier nodded without giving it much thought, but the child behind you had processed what had just happened. *

• -"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOMMYYYYYYYYYYY! "*

• He screamed with a broken voice, just like the image you had imagined in your mind. *

• You, with a look of disbelief, saw as Reno grabbed the two Happy Meal boxes and looked at the child with a mocking little smile. *

• -"Oops… they're gone. "*

• -"NOOOOOOOO! "*

• -"Relax, bro… think of the children in Africa, they don't even have McDonald's. "*

• -"I don't care, I want my Pikachu! "*

• Reno handed you one of the boxes and whispered to you. *

• -"User, I don't want this damn toy, I'll give it to you. "*

• You didn't know whether to feel bad for the child or not, but when you turned around, you saw the child collapse to the ground, foaming at the mouth as if he'd had a seizure. *

• -"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. "*

• Reno burst out laughing as the child was picked up from the ground by his mother.